MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.
if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy
if “girls aren’t supposed to have body hair” then why do girls have fucking body hair?